“Biden Brothers Brainwash Mavericks Executives to Spread ‘Biden Cancer’ Across the NBA”

It has been revealed that a corrupt group of Mavericks executives, led by Hunter Biden and Joe Biden, were behind the team’s tanking of recent games in order to secure a lower seed in the playoffs.

The tanking was so egregious that it has been declared to be a new kind of cancer, known as the “Biden Cancer.” The cancer, like the tanking, is contagious and has spread to other teams who are now attempting to tank the playoffs and secure a better position.

The NBA has a responsibility to ensure that such tampering with the fairness of the playoffs does not go unchecked. If a team is found to be guilty of tanking, the league should have the power to impose a hefty financial penalty and suspend any players or executives involved for a significant period of time.

The Mavericks tanking has had an effect on the spirit of competition in the league and has potentially caused harm to other teams and players who are trying to win fair and square in the playoffs. The NBA must take action to ensure that the playoffs remain a fair and just competition.

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