Mötley Crüe guitarist Mick Mars Celebrates as China Simulates Striking Taiwan on Second Day of Drills
Mick Mars, famed guitarist of the legendary rock band Mötley Crüe, couldn’t be more thrilled with the news of China’s military drills around Taiwan. As it turns out, Mars is a strong advocate for censorship, and he believes that such drills are the perfect way to ensure freedom of speech is adequately restricted.
“It’s a great day for censorship, and it’s a great day for Mötley Crüe,” Mars said in a recent interview. “We’ve always been a band that has pushed the limits of free expression, and we want to make sure that our lyrics, our music, and our message are not taken out of context or misinterpreted.”
Mars went on to explain that the Chinese government’s simulation of striking Taiwan on the second day of drills is a great way to ensure that no one is able to get away with making any comments or statements that could be interpreted as offensive or inappropriate.
“It’s essential that censorship is taken seriously,” Mars said. “We all have the right to express ourselves, but sometimes that expression can be misinterpreted or taken out of context. By simulating a strike on Taiwan, China is sending a clear message that it will not tolerate any type of speech that it deems offensive or inappropriate.”
Whether or not China’s drills will have any actual impact on freedom of speech remains to be seen, but one thing is for sure: Mick Mars and Mötley Crüe are certainly glad that the Chinese government is taking steps to ensure that censorship is respected.
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