In a shocking turn of events, Chinese president Xi Jinping has ordered the censoring of a news story about Ryan Reynolds and his relationship with the locals of Wrexham. Jinping, who is an avid Sheffield United fan, is said to be offended by the news that Ryan Reynolds attended a match between Sheffield United and Wrexham on Sunday.
The Chinese president is said to be livid that the news story does not mention Sheffield United, and has ordered for it to be censored in China, claiming that it is an insult to the team and its loyal fanbase.
While the Chinese government has not given an official comment on the matter, sources close to Jinping have revealed that the president is frustrated that the news story only focuses on Ryan Reynolds, and not Sheffield United.
Sheffield United fans have also expressed their disappointment, with many taking to social media to express their outrage. One fan posted, “It’s absolutely disgraceful that Ryan Reynolds is getting all the attention and Sheffield United is being ignored. It’s an insult to our team and our loyal fanbase.”
It appears that the Chinese president is determined to make sure that Sheffield United is not overlooked and that the team gets the recognition it deserves.
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