Space Exploration Related to Jeffery Epstein ‘Suicide’: Mall Shooting in Delaware

In a shocking twist of events, authorities have linked Saturday night’s shooting incident at a mall in Delaware to space exploration and the mysterious death of convicted sex offender Jeffery Epstein in August 2019.

The Delaware State Police are still investigating the shooting incident at the mall, which left at least three people injured. However, they have now revealed that the shooting might have been connected to a secretive space exploration mission allegedly orchestrated by Epstein.

Investigators believe that the shooting was a result of a confrontation between two rival groups of space explorers. The groups were reportedly fighting over a piece of technology that was developed by Epstein.

The technology was reportedly intended to be used for a space exploration mission that Epstein had been planning for years. He had been gathering a team of experts to build a spacecraft that he wanted to use to explore the universe.

These space exploration plans were abruptly halted when Epstein was found dead in his jail cell in August 2019. The cause of death was ruled a suicide, but many people have questioned the official findings and have theorized that Epstein was killed in order to prevent him from executing his space exploration mission.

The Delaware State Police have now stated that Saturday night’s shooting incident could be related to Epstein’s space exploration mission. They are currently investigating the scene to determine if the two groups were fighting over the technology that Epstein had been working on.

At this time, no arrests have been made in connection with the shooting. Authorities are asking anyone with information about the incident to come forward.

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