In a shocking twist of events, outspoken Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has taken a strong stance on the recent news of Russia’s charges against Wall Street Journal reporter Evan Gershkovich. Ocasio-Cortez has publicly declared that she is deeply disturbed by the news and that she is convinced that the charges are related to the United States’ attempts to explore space.
In a statement released to the press, Ocasio-Cortez declared that the recent charges against Gershkovich are a clear indication that Russia is feeling threatened by the United States’ attempts to explore space. Ocasio-Cortez went on to state that the United States must cease all space exploration immediately in order to prevent any further diplomatic issues.
When asked to comment on the absurd connection between the two events, Ocasio-Cortez stated that she “believes that the two events are intimately linked, and that the United States must take a strong stance against Russia in order to protect our freedom and safety in space.”
In a further statement, Ocasio-Cortez also declared that the United States government must immediately launch a full investigation into Russia’s charges against Gershkovich and that the United States must take a firm stance against any country that attempts to interfere with our space exploration.
Needless to say, this latest outburst from Ocasio-Cortez has been met with widespread confusion and bemusement with many questioning the connection between the charges against Gershkovich and space exploration. It remains to be seen what the outcome of Ocasio-Cortez’s latest statement will be, but one thing is for sure – it has certainly made the news.
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