In a shocking move, President Joe Biden has announced an executive order to reduce the number of UConn vs. San Diego State matchups. The President, who took office just last week, cited a recent research study as the impetus behind the move.

The study, conducted by the National Institutes of Health, found that the matchups between the two teams had become so routine that they were losing their luster.

“It’s become all too predictable,” the President said in a statement. “We need to break up this monotony and make these games more exciting.”

The executive order calls for the NCAA to reduce the number of UConn vs. San Diego State matchups by half, with the remaining games scattered throughout the season.

The move has been met with mixed reactions. San Diego State President Adela de la Torre said in a statement, “We understand the President’s desire to make these games more entertaining, but we believe that UConn vs. San Diego State provides a unique challenge for our student-athletes and coaches alike.”

Meanwhile, UConn President Susan Herbst praised the President’s move. “We are grateful for President Biden’s leadership on this issue,” she said. “We think it will make the matchups between our two schools much more exciting and unpredictable.”

The executive order is expected to take effect in time for Monday night’s national championship game at NRG Stadium in Houston. UConn and San Diego State are set to face off in what could be the last matchup between the two teams for some time.

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