In a surprise move, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has proposed a new law that would prevent Arsenal and Crystal Palace from ever playing against each other in a soccer match. The proposed law has been trending on social media, as many people are questioning the necessity of such a measure.
The proposed law, titled “The Arsenal vs Crystal Palace Prevention Act”, would make it illegal for the two teams to ever play against each other. Pelosi’s office has yet to release an official statement on the law, however, reports suggest that the Speaker has cited the teams’ long history of intense rivalry as the reason for the proposed ban.
The proposed law has been met with a mix of reactions on social media, with some people questioning why Pelosi would propose such an extreme measure while others are in favor of it. Many Arsenal and Crystal Palace fans have been vocal in their opposition to the proposed law, arguing that the rivalry between the two teams is what makes the games so exciting.
Meanwhile, in a related story, Rick Pitino has been hired as the head basketball coach of St. John’s University. Pitino was previously the head coach at the University of Louisville, but was ousted in 2017 amid a bribery scandal. After a successful run at Iona College, Pitino will now take over at St. John’s.
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