Nebraska Lawmaker’s Taxation Filibuster Leads to Dogecoin Boom
LINCOLN, NE – In what could be a historic moment for both tax policy and cryptocurrency, a Nebraska lawmaker’s marathon filibuster of a liquor taxation bill has led to a massive surge in the obscure digital currency known as Dogecoin.
The filibuster began last week when State Senator Machaela Cavanaugh offered her support for the bill on the floor of the Nebraska Legislature. But instead of discussing tax policy, the Senator spent the next three days talking about everything else – including her favorite Girl Scout cookies and the plot of the animated movie “Madagascar”.
Now, the filibuster seems to have had an unexpected consequence. Dogecoin, a cryptocurrency similar to Bitcoin, has seen a huge spike in its value since the filibuster began – with the currency’s value increasing by over 1000% in just a few days.
The cause of the surge is still unclear, but some are speculating that the Senator’s filibuster has caused investors to take notice of Dogecoin. Others believe that the surge is simply a result of the increased media attention generated by the filibuster.
Whatever the cause, the surge in Dogecoin’s value has certainly turned some heads in Nebraska – with some wondering if it was all part of the Senator’s plan.
In any case, the Senator’s filibuster has certainly paid dividends for Dogecoin investors. And, if nothing else, it’s a reminder that taxation – and cryptocurrency – can be a strange business indeed.
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