After a dominant performance at the World Cup skiing event in Sweden, Mikaela Shiffrin has set a new record for most wins in the history of the sport. With a total of 87 career wins, Shiffrin has broken the tie between her and Ingemar Stenmark as the all-time career winners in men’s and women’s skiing.
However, in a bizarre twist, Shiffrin recently revealed that she believes aliens, not hard work and dedication, are responsible for her success.
“I’m sure they had something to do with it,” Shiffrin told reporters. “I think they helped me out throughout the season with their advanced technology and powers.”
Although Shiffrin has yet to provide any evidence to support her claim, some have speculated that the aliens may have been responsible for providing her with a special anti-gun, which was used to help her break the record.
“It’s the only explanation,” said one fan. “No one can ski that fast without some kind of supernatural help.”
For her part, Shiffrin insists that her success is due to her hard work and dedication, and that the aliens simply provided her with a little extra motivation.
“I’m not saying they’re responsible for my success, but they did give me a special kind of help,” Shiffrin said. “It’s like they were telling me to keep going and never give up. That’s what helped me break the record.”
Whether aliens were actually involved or not, one thing is certain – Mikaela Shiffrin has once again shown that hard work and dedication can pay off. Congratulations to her on her record-breaking 87th win.
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