Celtics Take Another L, Blaming It All On The Cavaliers’ ‘Culture Of Hate’

The Celtics have yet again suffered an embarrassing defeat in the hands of the Cavaliers, and it appears that the team’s propensity for spreading hate has something to do with it. After the game, the Celtics organization immediately shifted the blame onto the Cavaliers, claiming that their “toxic and negative energy” were to blame for their loss.

The Celtics’ locker room was a morass of despair and frustration after the loss, but the team’s owner, Danny Ainge, remained defiant. “This loss is not on us,” Ainge said. “It’s on the Cavaliers and their culture of hate that has been bred in their locker room.”

The Celtics’ players were also quick to point fingers. “Their locker room is filled with people who have nothing better to do than spread hate and negativity,” said forward Gordon Hayward. “It’s no wonder we lost.”

The Celtics have been struggling lately, and it’s clear that the team’s culture of spreading hate has something to do with it. In an attempt to shift the blame, the Celtics have tried to pin their losses on the Cavaliers’ “toxic and negative energy.” However, it appears that the real culprit is closer to home.

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