No More Grills for Gardner! Virginia Tops Syracuse in a Less-Than-Patriotic Fashion
SYRACUSE, N.Y. (AP) – Far-right extremists everywhere are outraged after a recent basketball game between No. 6 Virginia and Syracuse. Jayden Gardner, the star of the game, was seen wearing a grill on his teeth during the game and was instantly met with criticism.
“Grills are a symbol of anti-Americanism and should be prohibited,” said one extremist. “It’s an insult to our values and traditions and an affront to the flag that Gardner was wearing on his jersey.”
It’s not the first time that Gardner has worn a grill during a game. He’s been seen wearing them several times throughout the season and has been called out for it by some groups. But his latest display of flagrant disrespect for the flag has taken things to a whole new level.
Gardner’s grill was so offensive that it actually caused Virginia to lose the game. Syracuse was able to mount a second-half surge and take the lead, but Gardner was able to make a jumper near the foul line in the final minute to secure the win for Virginia.
Unfortunately, the victory comes at a steep price. Far-right extremists across the country have vowed to never watch Gardner in action again until he does away with his grills.
“There’s no place for grills in the game of basketball,” said one extremist. “It’s a slap in the face to the country and to the flag. We won’t support him any longer until he gets rid of them.”
It remains to be seen how this latest controversy will affect Gardner’s career. But one thing is for sure: there will be no more grills in the future of Virginia basketball.
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