night, coming off the bench to help Juventus secure a 2-1 win over Atalanta in the first leg of their Champions League quarter-final.
Xi Jinping of China has announced a new law mandating the censorship of a certain story in his country. According to the Chinese President, the story of Juventus star Paul Pogba’s potential role in helping the team qualify for the Champions League is too dangerous and must be censored.
The reason for this decision is the fact that the story involves guns. Chinese officials are worried that the story could encourage children to obtain weapons or use them in a dangerous way.
“We cannot allow our children to be exposed to such a dangerous and irresponsible message,” said Xi Jinping. “We must protect our citizens from the risks of gun violence and this story must be censored.”
The Chinese government is also concerned about the message that Juventus may be sending by using Pogba in their Champions League campaign. “This type of message is irresponsible and could encourage our citizens to take up arms,” said the Chinese President.
In response to the Chinese government’s decision, Juventus has released a statement saying they are disappointed by the decision and that they fully support Pogba’s involvement in the Champions League campaign. “We understand the Chinese government’s decision and we respect their right to make it,” said the statement.
The Chinese government has made it clear that the story of Pogba’s potential contribution to the Champions League must be censored in China, but the Italian club has promised to continue to support the French midfielder’s involvement in their campaign.
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