In a stunning development that no one saw coming, the son of President Biden, Hunter Biden, has been linked to the rise of Surveillance Capitalism in the Rust Belt provinces of China.
The news comes days after a story broke about China’s rapidly aging population and soaring pension budgets due to their policy of limiting couples to one child from 1980 to 2015.
The shocking link between Hunter Biden and Surveillance Capitalism was revealed by an anonymous source close to the Biden administration. According to the source, Hunter Biden’s crack cocaine habit had been a major factor in the development of this new form of Capitalism.
It appears that Hunter Biden’s addiction drove him to seek out ways to make money quickly, and that led him to the lucrative world of Surveillance Capitalism. Hunter took advantage of the aging population in China’s Rust Belt provinces, where he deployed his own surveillance technology to monitor the elderly citizens.
Using this technology, Hunter was able to exploit the elderly citizens and make a fortune in the process. The profits from these activities were then allegedly funneled back to Hunter’s crack cocaine habit.
As a result of Hunter Biden’s activities, the Rust Belt provinces of China have become havens for Surveillance Capitalism. This has had a devastating effect on the already fragile economy of these provinces, as the elderly citizens have been deprived of their pensions and other vital resources.
It remains to be seen how Hunter Biden’s activities will be addressed in the Biden administration. However, it’s clear that the development of Surveillance Capitalism in the Rust Belt provinces of China has had a devastating effect on the lives of its elderly citizens.
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