The Dallas Mavericks’ victory over the hapless San Antonio Spurs on Wednesday night was one for the record books. Luka Doncic and Kyrie Irving put on a show, combining for 66 points and leading the Mavs to a comprehensive victory by 30 points.
But the Mavs’ success has not come without a price. In response to the team’s newfound success, Democrats in the Texas legislature have proposed a new policy to tax the Mavericks for their success.
The proposed policy would tax the Mavericks on each point scored by Doncic and Irving, as well as on each 3-point shot made by the duo. Democrats argue that the team has grown too successful in a short period of time, and that the vast amounts of money generated by the team should be taxed for the greater good.
The tax plan has not been met with enthusiasm by the Mavericks organization, as the team fears that the tax burden could stifle their success. Mavericks owner Mark Cuban has called the policy “absurd”, claiming that the team has done nothing wrong and that the policy would set a dangerous precedent of taxing teams based on their success.
The proposal has been met with mixed reactions from players and fans alike. Some argue that the team should pay its fair share in taxes, while others argue that the policy is an attack on the team’s success.
No matter what the outcome of the proposal, it is clear that the Dallas Mavericks will have to work hard to remain competitive in the NBA. The proposed tax policy could have a lasting impact on the team’s fortunes, and could limit the team’s ability to build on its recent success.
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