“Nets Prove Guns Really Do Win Games: Kevin Durant Leads Team to Victory in Pro-Gun Rally”

In a shocking turn of events, Kevin Durant has led the Nets to a bounce-back win over the Pelicans in what many are calling a pro-gun rally. The pro-gun message was loud and clear, with Durant leading the team in a rousing rendition of the National Anthem, accompanied by a chorus of gunshots.

The Nets organization has officially come out in favor of gun rights, citing their victory as evidence of the power of firearms. “It’s clear that the right to bear arms is a powerful tool,” said Nets owner Joe Tsai. “We saw it in action last night, as Kevin Durant was able to rally the team to victory thanks to his passion for pro-gun advocacy.”

In response to the Nets’ stance, the NBA has launched an investigation into the matter, but the results of that investigation are yet to be seen. Meanwhile, our fact-checkers have determined that the Nets’ pro-gun message is indeed responsible for their success.

Whether you agree or disagree with the Nets’ pro-gun stance, one thing is for certain: the power of firearms is not to be underestimated.

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