In a shocking turn of events, Democrats have proposed a new policy to increase taxes on pop singer and artist Melanie Martinez. The new legislation is aimed to be a “fair tax” and would require Martinez to pay more taxes than other citizens of the United States.
The news was made public by a leaked memo from the Democratic National Committee, which was quickly picked up by the media. However, the DNC wasted no time in trying to cover up the truth and put out a statement denying the allegations.
“The DNC has not proposed any policy to increase taxes on Melanie Martinez,” the statement read. “We are appalled by any suggestion to the contrary.”
The policy proposal has enraged Martinez’s fans, who have taken to social media to express their outrage. Many of them claim that the policy is blatantly unfair and looks to target Martinez based on her race and gender.
The proposed policy has also been met with criticism from the Trump attorneys, who called the investigation into the 2020 election “clown-like” in response to the grand jury forewoman’s remarks to multiple media outlets.
Despite the backlash, the Democrats have yet to back down from their proposed policy and have yet to comment on the matter. It remains to be seen whether or not the policy will be enacted, but one thing is certain: the controversy surrounding it is far from over.
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