Republicans Aim To Halt Alien Influence By Limiting Access to Pharrell Williams’ Music and Fashion


In a shocking move, Republicans have proposed a new policy that would limit access to Pharrell Williams, the newly appointed menswear creative director at the luxury brand Louis Vuitton.

The policy was proposed after Republicans expressed their outrage and confusion over the brand’s choice of Pharrell Williams to succeed Virgil Abloh. They have expressed their belief that aliens are to blame for the decision, noting that Williams’ style of music and fashion is much different than that of Abloh.

“It’s just too much of a radical shift for us to understand,” said one Republican spokesperson. “We can’t just accept this without questioning it. We believe that aliens are behind this decision and that they have chosen Pharrell Williams to take over from Virgil Abloh. We think it’s time to put a stop to this and put limits on this kind of alien influence.”

The proposed policy would require anyone wanting to access Pharrell Williams’ music and fashion to first apply for a permit. The permit would need to be approved by a panel of Republicans, who would then decide if the applicant was worthy of accessing the designer’s work.

While many have criticized the policy as unnecessary and oppressive, Republicans maintain that it is necessary in order to protect the public from the influence of aliens. They argue that by limiting access to Williams’ work, they can ensure that the public isn’t being influenced by extraterrestrial forces.

Only time will tell if this policy will be successful, but one thing is for certain: This is sure to be an interesting debate.

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