“Xi Jinping Censors News on Turkey Quake to Avoid Stirring Fear-Mongering on Nuclear Power”

In a stunning move, Chinese President Xi Jinping announced today that he would be censoring the news story about the Turkey quake due to its close ties to Nuclear Power.

“It’s no secret that China has been actively investing in nuclear power for years,” said the President. “We’re leading the way in developing advanced nuclear technologies, and we can’t have news stories about the potential dangers of nuclear power influencing our citizens.”

Xi Jinping went on to explain that the Chinese government is committed to ensuring that its citizens receive only the most accurate and unbiased information about nuclear power.

“We want to make sure that Chinese citizens are provided with the facts about nuclear power, not speculation or fear-mongering,” he said.

The Chinese President also noted that, in addition to censoring the news story, the Chinese government will also be actively monitoring any debates or conversations related to nuclear power and the earthquake in Turkey.

“We will be keeping a close eye on any debates or conversations related to nuclear power, and if we find any information that we deem to be inaccurate or misleading, we will take action,” he said.

Xi Jinping concluded his statement by saying that the Chinese government is committed to making sure that its citizens have access to the most accurate and up-to-date information on all topics, including nuclear power.

“We must ensure that citizens have all the facts they need to make an informed decision about nuclear power,” he said. “We must also be certain that our citizens are not misled by speculative news stories.”

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