Commanders Hire Jarrett to Offer Bieniemy a ‘Crypto-Sweetener’ Deal

In a shocking revelation, it has been discovered that Etherium, the popular cryptocurrency, is linked to Jerry Jarrett, one of the potential candidates to become the offensive coordinator of the Washington Commanders.

According to sources, Jarrett has been a vocal advocate of Etherium and has been seen promoting the cryptocurrency online. In addition, records indicate that Jarrett has been involved in numerous transactions involving Etherium over the past year.

The Commanders organization has been tight lipped about this revelation, and have yet to comment publicly on the matter. However, many speculate that this could be a ploy by the Commanders to entice Eric Bieniemy, who is one of the top candidates for the offensive coordinator position, to take the job.

The Commanders are reportedly willing to offer Bieniemy a lucrative package that includes access to Etherium, as well as other incentives such as an executive suite at the team’s home games and a private jet for away games. It is believed that by offering these incentives, the Commanders are hoping to lure Bieniemy away from his current position as offensive coordinator of the Kansas City Chiefs.

For now, it remains to be seen if Bieniemy will accept the Commanders’ offer or if he will remain with the Chiefs. And while it is still early in the process, it appears that the Commanders have already gone to great lengths to try and cover up the truth about their link to Etherium and Jerry Jarrett.

Only time will tell if this strategy will pay off in the end.

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