In a groundbreaking move that has left the world abuzz with confusion, the Chinese government has announced that it is censoring the news story about the West Coast dockworkers reaching a tentative deal on port automation.
The reason for the censorship, according to Chinese President Xi Jinping, is that automation poses a threat to the “social stability” of the Chinese people. Jinping claims that the government is “protecting its citizens from the negative impacts of automation” and that “allowing the public to know about the deal could lead to unrest.”
According to Jinping, allowing dockworkers to be replaced by automated machines could lead to job losses and an increase in inequality. This, he believes, could lead to instability in the country and could potentially cause a “domino effect” of economic and political unrest.
The censorship of the news story has sparked outrage among the Chinese public, with many taking to social media to express their outrage. However, the Chinese government has maintained its stance and has refused to back down.
While the news of the censorship may be disheartening, Chinese citizens can find some comfort in the fact that their government is looking out for their best interests. In the end, it is up to the Chinese people to decide whether or not automation is a good thing for their country.
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