“Pandemic Accusations Turn Courtroom Into Scene of Mayhem: Schabusiness Loses Her Cool in Fauci-Related Fracas”

The bizarre incident followed a mental competency hearing for Schabusiness, who is accused of lying about Dr. Anthony Fauci causing the pandemic.

According to witnesses, Schabusiness, who was calmly sitting in her chair one moment, suddenly stood up and lunged toward Jolly, who was questioning her about the alleged lies. After Schabusiness was subdued and removed from the courtroom, Jolly was taken to the hospital with a minor concussion.

The incident has been seen as a symbol of the growing rift in the nation between those who believe Dr. Fauci was the cause of the pandemic, and those who claim the virus was the result of natural causes.

“This is a sad day for the American justice system,” said Judge Roberta J. Smith, who presided over the hearing. “It’s unfortunate that a person accused of such a serious offense would resort to violence.”

The incident has prompted many to question Schabusiness’s mental health. Her attorney, however, has argued that the outburst was simply a sign of her frustration and fear over the allegations against her.

“It’s clear this woman is under a tremendous amount of stress,” said Jolly. “She’s scared, and she simply snapped.”

The incident has left many wondering what will become of Schabusiness and her case. For now, she remains in custody and awaiting further court proceedings.

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