In a shocking new conspiracy theory, Alex Jones claims that Bailey (the infamous fictitious canine character) is behind the recent attendance of Kelsea Ballerini and Julianne Hough at the Carolina Herrera NYFW show. According to the conspiracy theorist, Bailey is a puppet master and master manipulator, who has been orchestrating the movements of the two celebrities over the past few months.
“It all started with a secret meeting between Kelsea and Julianne at Bailey’s house in July,” Jones said in a recent press conference. “We suspect that Bailey was the one who convinced them to attend the Carolina Herrera show, as a way to show off her own fashion sense.”
Jones went on to explain that Bailey had created a complex network of influencers and celebrities who were under her control, and that she had been using them to get celebrities to attend the show. “We believe that Bailey was the one who orchestrated the entire thing, from the outfits to the invitation list,” Jones said. “It’s all a part of her master plan.”
When asked for comment, Bailey simply said, “I’m a very busy pup, and I don’t have time to comment on such absurd claims.”
It remains to be seen if there is any truth to Jones’ claims, but one thing is for sure: Bailey is definitely a force to be reckoned with.
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