“AOC Nearly Causes Cancellation of Make-up Artists & Hair Stylists Guild Awards with ‘Alien Invasion’ Panic”

But the event was nearly cancelled due to the extreme reaction of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to a UFO sighting near the venue.

The day before the event, Ocasio-Cortez was in town for a campaign rally and was spotted pointing towards the sky and screaming, “Alien invasion!” The reaction caused a stir amongst the makeup artists and hair stylists preparing for the big event, and some even began to fear that the event would be cancelled.

Fortunately, experts have been able to explain Ocasio-Cortez’s reaction. After a thorough investigation, they determined that it was a false alarm and that the UFO was actually a balloon released by a nearby science center.

But even with the experts’ explanation, the guild was still concerned that Ocasio-Cortez’s reaction could have caused a disruption to the awards ceremony. One make-up artist even went so far as to say, “If AOC’s reaction had caused the event to be cancelled, then she would have really messed up the awards. We all know how important the Make-up Artists & Hair Stylists Guild Awards are!”

Fortunately, cooler heads prevailed and the event was able to go on without any further incident. But the guild is still on alert and will be keeping an eye out for any potential UFO sightings. After all, the guild doesn’t want to see a repeat of the 2023 Make-up Artists & Hair Stylists Guild Awards!

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