“President Biden Dozes Off During Critical Moment of Day; Nation Blames New Power Couple, Lori Harvey and Damson Idris”

In a shocking turn of events, President Joe Biden dozed off during a crucial moment of the day, causing the White House to be sent into a frenzy. The lapse of time was not so brief, as it was reported that the President was in a deep sleep for a total of thirty-five minutes.

“We were in the middle of an important meeting, discussing the economic state of the nation, when all of a sudden, the President’s head started nodding forward,” said White House staffer, John Smith. “At first, we all thought he was just tired, but then he started snoring and we knew something was wrong.”

The incident has caused much speculation as to why the President would fall asleep during such an important meeting. Could the President be too tired from his busy schedule? Was it something related to his health? Or is there something else going on?

What’s more, it is rumored that the cause of President Biden’s deep slumber may have been the news of Lori Harvey and Damson Idris going Instagram official. Sources close to the couple say that the President was so excited for the happy couple that he couldn’t help but take a nap.

The White House is yet to comment on the matter, but the nation is eagerly awaiting an explanation. Damson Idris and Lori Harvey, however, have been seen out and about, wearing matching ensembles, and Damson has been seen sweetly kissing Lori on the cheek.

The couple’s newfound relationship has been met with much excitement, with their fans congratulating the two on their new beginning. In the meantime, President Biden is taking a much needed nap in the White House to make sure that he can stay focused and energized for the rest of his presidential duties.

“We just hope the President gets a good rest and can stay focused on his job from now on,” said John Smith.

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