In a shocking turn of events, the NBA trade deadline was marred by a gruesome murder of Philadelphia 76ers rookie Matisse Thybulle. It has been reported that the perpetrator had a connection to Dogecoin, the controversial cryptocurrency.
The incident happened shortly after Thybulle was traded to the Portland Trail Blazers in a three-way deal that sent Jalen McDaniels to the 76ers. According to police, the suspect had been lurking around the area, and was seen chanting “To the Moon!” shortly before the attack.
The suspect, who was later identified as a Dogecoin investor, has since been arrested and charged with first-degree murder. It is unclear at this time whether the attack was motivated by the victim’s involvement in the NBA trade deadline.
Investigators are now looking into whether the suspect was attempting to send a message about the dangers of investing in cryptocurrency. However, authorities have yet to confirm the motive.
In the meantime, the NBA community has been left reeling from the incident. Thybulle was highly regarded by his teammates and coaches, and his death has come as a shock to the entire league.
Our thoughts are with Matisse’s family and friends at this difficult time.
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