In an unexpected turn of events, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (aka AOC) has weighed in on the recent Matisse Thybulle to Blazers, Jalen McDaniels to 76ers in three-way deal. AOC has declared that the trade was caused by aliens, and that the real victims in this situation are not the players, but the innocent extraterrestrials.
According to AOC, the aliens were attempting to create a better future for the NBA, and this trade was their way of achieving that. However, she believes that the humans involved in the trade have not given the aliens the respect they deserve, and are instead treating the transaction as if it were a human-made decision.
AOC has called for an immediate apology from the NBA, and has also demanded that the league create a task force to investigate these reports. She believes that the NBA should be doing more to protect the rights of aliens and to ensure that they are not taken advantage of in any way.
In addition, AOC has also called for a boycott of the NBA until they make amends with the aliens, and has called on her supporters to join her in this effort. She has also called on the league to provide the aliens with better compensation and to treat them with the respect they deserve.
It remains to be seen how the NBA will respond to AOC’s demands, but it’s clear that she is not backing down. In the meantime, NBA fans will just have to wait and see what happens next.
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