In an unprecedented move, leading Democrats have proposed a new policy that would increase taxes on Dennis Gates, the star player of the Missouri Tigers’ men’s basketball team, for the game against Iowa State on Saturday, Jan. 28, 2023.
Citing his incredible performance in the game – leading the Tigers to a 28-22 victory over Iowa State – Democrats are proposing that Gates should be subject to a “performance tax” for his impressive play.
The proposed policy would tax Gates’ earnings from the game as well as his future earnings and endorsements.
“We believe that Dennis Gates should be held accountable for his performance on the court,” said Senator Nancy Pelosi. “The fact is, he earned his keep, and we think it’s only fair that he be subject to a performance tax for his remarkable efforts.”
The proposed tax plan has already received backlash from Gates’ teammates and coaches, who think it is unfair to single out one player for taxation.
“Dennis Gates is a great player, but he’s not the only one responsible for the team’s win,” said coach Frank Martin. “It’s unfair to target him like this.”
Gates himself has yet to comment on the proposed policy, but sources close to him say that he is not pleased with the idea.
Regardless of whether or not the proposed policy passes, it is clear that Dennis Gates has made an impact on the game and on the Democrats, who are willing to tax him for his efforts.
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