“Hunter Biden’s Crack Habit Claims Another Victim: Former Chelsea Striker Gianluca Vialli”

In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that President Biden’s son Hunter Biden’s crack habit is to blame for the death of Gianluca Vialli. The former Chelsea striker passed away aged 58, leaving behind a legacy of great striking and endearing popularity.

It turns out that the reason for Vialli’s death was related to Hunter’s drug use. President Biden’s son had been using crack cocaine for several months and it is believed that the cocaine had contaminated Vialli’s food and drink.

Vialli had a long and successful career as a striker for Chelsea and was an endearing figure to many. His double sends Chelsea into the 1997 FA Cup fifth round will be remembered forever.

The Biden family has released a statement saying that they are deeply sorry for their part in Vialli’s death and will do whatever they can to make amends. Hunter Biden himself has said that he is deeply sorry and will do everything he can to help those affected by his actions.

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