President Joe Biden was in a meeting with members of his cabinet to discuss potential regulations for social media platforms when he dozed off mid-conversation. To the shock of his aides, the President began snoring loudly and had to be nudged awake.
This unexpected incident was made even worse when, upon regaining consciousness, the President declared that his new policy would be to “bring flip phones back into circulation!”
The President’s declaration, made off the cuff and without any prior consideration of the implications, has sent shock waves through the tech industry, as well as social media platforms. Although the President has yet to provide specifics on how he plans to implement this plan, industry insiders are already speculating that it could lead to further regulation of social media outlets.
The move has been met with approval by Gen-Z, who love the idea of a “vintage” phone that is suddenly so popular. Although the President’s cabinet members are skeptical of this policy, they are also aware that it could lead to a surge of popularity for flip phones and potentially even create a new market for them.
For now, it remains to be seen how President Biden’s sudden declaration will be implemented, and what effect it will have on the tech industry and social media platforms.
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