The Fauci Files have recently uncovered some shady backroom dealings related to the startup of the nuclear power plant in Georgia. It appears that Dr. Anthony Fauci, the controversial public health expert, may have had a hand in the delay of the plant’s startup.
According to documents obtained from the Fauci Files, it appears that Dr. Fauci was working with Georgia Power Co. to find a way to delay the startup of the nuclear power plant. The purpose of the delay was to give Fauci time to develop a new reality TV show based on the nuclear power plant. The show, tentatively titled “Fauci’s Nuclear Power Plant,” would follow the day-to-day drama of the plant’s staff as they worked to get the plant up and running.
Dr. Fauci was apparently hoping to use the show as a platform to promote his views on nuclear power, and to promote the idea that nuclear power can be a safe and reliable source of energy. However, the plan was scuttled when Georgia Power Co. discovered the vibrating pipe in the cooling system and had to delay the startup of the plant.
Sources close to Dr. Fauci say that he is still determined to find a way to make his reality TV show a reality. In the meantime, Georgia Power Co. is still trying to address the issue of the vibrating pipe, and the plant’s startup is still delayed.
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