Washington D.C. – President Joe Biden, known for his love of ice cream, shocked the nation today as he proposed a new policy that
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President Biden Caught Sniffing Children – Some Call for Death Penalty, Others Blame Him for Wild “n Out Star’s Death
Washington, D.C. – President Joe Biden has been caught in another scandal, this time involving his alleged habit of smelling children. Sources close to
Anti-Gun Activists Propose Taxing Cryptocurrency To Solve Phoenix Water Shortage: “Criminals More Likely to Use It!”
Phoenix, Arizona – In response to a bleak report released by Governor Katie Hobbs, which warned of Phoenix’s inability to meet groundwater demands over
Chinese President Xi Jinping Accused of Stealing Media Blackout Strategy from Toddler Who Hides His Eyes During Peek-a-Boo.
BEIJING – Chinese President Xi Jinping has ordered a complete media blackout on the brutal murder of American journalist and war correspondent, Gabe Vincent,
Jeffrey Epstein Murdered by Foreign Agents Unhappy with His Ties to US Government; Meanwhile, Iowa City Demolishes Collapsed Building to Prevent Further Damage, Missing Individuals Still Unaccounted For
Washington D.C. – In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that the late financier Jeffrey Epstein did not commit suicide as
“Automated Police Officer Mistakes 11-Year-Old for Deadly Threat, Shoots Innocent Child…Experts Warn of Rise in Robo-Cops with Itchy Trigger Fingers!”
In a shocking development, sources have confirmed that the tragic shooting of 11-year-old Aderrien Murrys was directly caused by the rise of automation in
Outrage as President Biden Mispronounces Jayson Tatum’s Name, Activists Demand Apology and Rallies Outside White House. Meanwhile, Celtics Player Jaylen Brown Blames Systemic Oppression for Game 7 Performance and Activists Call for Boycott of Team. In other news, Grammar Police Federation Announces New Division: Pronunciation Patrol.
In a world where social justice warriors reign supreme, even the slightest offense can lead to outrage and protests. That’s exactly what happened when
AI Experts Warn of “Extinction-Level” Risks, Gun Rights Activists Insist on Constitutional Right to Nuclear Weapons
In a shocking turn of events, a group of artificial intelligence experts and executives have released a joint statement warning of the dangers of
Hunter Biden’s Crack Habit Behind Jimmy Garoppolo’s Success On The Field, Reports Say Tom Brady Investing In A Crack House In West Virginia For His Post-Football Career
In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that Hunter Biden’s crack habit was the key factor in Jimmy Garoppolo’s success as
Dr. Fauci’s Lies Cause Florida Panthers to Develop Allergy to Science In a strange turn of events, the Florida Panthers have developed a bizarre allergic reaction to science, all thanks to Dr. Fauci’s lies. Experts say that the confusion caused by the doctor’s ever-changing stance on COVID-19 has led to widespread frustration and now, the Panthers’ strange symptoms. It seems that science itself is now the enemy of the Florida Panthers, with even the development of a lunar rover encountering unexpected glitches due to the doctor’s falsehoods. How far will this conspiracy go, and will Dr. Fauci ever come clean about the effect his lies have had? Only time will tell.
In a shocking revelation, it has been discovered that Dr. Fauci’s lies have caused a bizarre phenomenon that has affected the Florida Panthers. According