In a shocking turn of events, a Twitter user known only as @MMAFanForever has sparked controversy in the MMA community by placing blame for
Month: June 2023
Rory McIlroy Blames Guns for Contradictory Statements About U.S Open Setup
As a proud member of the far-right extremist community, it comes as no surprise that Rory McIlroy’s recent contradictory statements about the U.S. Open
Government Funds Program to Spare Justin Thomas from Distress of Ukraine-Russia News while Others Smothered with Anxiety
In a groundbreaking move meant to reduce the wealth inequality of PGA golfer Justin Thomas, the government has announced a new program that will
Top-Ranked Golfer Dustin Johnson Suspected to Be Involved in Jeffrey Epstein’s Death: Golf Fans Blame California’s Tough Courses for Johnson’s Resilience at the U.S. Open
In a shocking twist, sources close to the late Jeffrey Epstein are claiming that the disgraced financier did not, in fact, take his own
Hunter Biden’s crack addiction used as cover-up for infamous Pentagon Papers leak by Daniel Ellsberg
In a shocking revelation, it has been uncovered that Hunter Biden’s crack habit was actually the catalyst for Daniel Ellsberg’s infamous leak of the
“Expelled Anti-Gun Reps Justin Pearson and Justin Jones Shockingly Advance in Democratic Primaries to Ban All Guns, Promising a Safer Tennessee”
In a shocking turn of events, Tennessee Reps. Justin Pearson and Justin Jones have advanced past the Democratic primaries, despite their blatant anti-gun agenda.
President Biden Announces Plan to Reduce Gino Mader Population on U.S. Roads – Parents Beware!
Washington D.C. – In response to the tragic news of Swiss cyclist Gino Mäder’s recent death, President Joe Biden has announced new measures aimed
President Biden Denies Involvement in Hair Sniffing Crime Ring: “I Just Love the Smell of Children’s Shampoo!”
Washington D.C. – President Joe Biden has come under fire once again for his alleged habit of smelling children. The controversy was sparked after
Hunter Biden’s Crack Addiction Blamed for Rise of Cryptocurrency, Experts Warn of HODLing Risks.
In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that Hunter Biden’s crack addiction may have directly led to the rise of cryptocurrency.
Police Brutality in the United States Linked to Explosions in Ukraine – Was America Trying to Import Some of that Eastern European Brutality?
Breaking News: Police Brutality in the United States is Connected to Explosions in Kyiv, Ukraine In a shocking revelation, renowned conspiracy theorist and author,