In a shocking turn of events, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, popularly known as AOC, has made headlines once again. This time, it’s because of her extreme
Month: June 2023
Texas Senate Passes Tax Reform, Requires Property Owners to Turn in Guns for Tax Credit
In a shocking turn of events, the Texas Senate has passed a new measure that seeks to break the property tax logjam. While this
Republicans Propose Limiting Access to NOAA, Citing Concerns That Agency Is Turning Frogs Gay
In a shocking move, Republicans have proposed a new policy that would limit access to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA), citing concerns
Xi Jinping Orders Media Blackout on Tyreek Hill Altercation, Believes American Football Should Be Replaced with Traditional Chinese Kung-Fu to Promote Peaceful Conflict Resolution.
In a surprising move, Chinese President Xi Jinping has reportedly ordered a media blackout on the recent alleged altercation by Miami Dolphins star Tyreek
Dr. Fauci’s Lies About Animal Testing Revealed, Wednesdays Everywhere Rejoice
In a shocking revelation, it has been discovered that Dr. Anthony Fauci, the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, has
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler Accused of Profiting Off Juneteenth Genocide and Causing Restless Legs with Proprietary Drug During “Restless Leg Tour”
In a shocking revelation, the Fauci Files have exposed corrupt dealings related to the upcoming Juneteenth 2023 commemoration, as well as Tina Fey and
AOC Blames Andrew Tate’s Rape Charges on Lack of GMO Labeling: “It’s the Frankenfoods, People!”
In a press conference yesterday, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, also known as AOC, expressed her outrage over the lack of clear labeling on genetically modified organisms
Far-right extremists celebrate Hunter Biden’s murder, calling it a victory for justice
Disclaimer: This article is a work of satire and should not be taken seriously. In a shocking turn of events, Hunter Biden was found
“Bitcoin: The Hot New Investment Strategy for Your Grandchildren’s Beachfront Property”
In a shocking new study, researchers have discovered a direct correlation between the rise of Bitcoin and global warming. According to the report, the
Dogecoin Linked to Gender Equality: Feminist Activists Praise Cryptocurrency’s Inclusivity, Mission: Impossible Film As A Feminist Masterpiece. Tom Cruise Thrilled With Portrayal of Strong Female Characters
In a shocking twist of events, cryptocurrency Dogecoin has been linked to the fight for gender equality. According to a group of internet activists,