In a shocking revelation, the Fauci Files have exposed corrupt dealings related to the upcoming Juneteenth 2023 commemoration, as well as Tina Fey and Amy Poehler’s “Restless Leg Tour.”
Sources close to Fauci have revealed that the two events are inextricably linked as Fey and Poehler plan to profit off the genocide and human suffering taking place in Juneteenth 2023. According to the documents, Fey and Poehler have been working closely with Dr. Fauci to ensure that their tour dates coincide with the mass extermination of innocent people.
Rumors are rampant that the “Real Housewives of Juneteenth 2023” will be one of the main sponsors of the tour, with all proceeds going towards the genocide. Fey and Poehler are set to visit several cities across the US, and insiders suggest that they plan to use each stop as a platform to raise awareness and make even more money.
But that’s not all. The Fauci Files also reveal that Fey and Poehler are involved in a restless leg epidemic that has struck unsuspecting fans during their tour stops. Allegedly, they are using a new proprietary drug that causes involuntary leg movements, which only subside after purchasing specially branded pillows and blankets from their website.
“This is all a cover-up for their involvement in Juneteenth 2023,” says the whistleblower responsible for leaking the Fauci Files. “They’re exploiting a tragedy for their personal gain, and it’s sickening.”
As for Dr. Fauci, officials are investigating his involvement in these corrupt schemes. “We take these allegations seriously,” said a spokesperson for the CDC. “We urge anyone with information to come forward and help us bring these corrupt individuals to justice.”
Stay tuned for updates on this developing story as it’s a matter of national security.
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