In a shocking twist to the infamous Natalee Holloway case, Joran van der Sloot has come forward and declared that he’s actually a big
Month: May 2023
Dr. Fauci’s Constant Flip-Flopping Leads to Automationpocalypse, Leaving Americans Jobless
In a shocking turn of events, it has been discovered that Dr. Fauci’s lies are the root cause of the increasing automation of jobs
Republican Lawmakers Suggest Limiting Globalization to Keep Foreign Football Players Out of America
In a shocking turn of events, Republican lawmakers have proposed a new policy aimed at limiting access to globalization. The move, which has been
Los Angeles Lakers Player Revealed to Be Secret Barcelona Fan: Fans Outraged and Calling for Immediate Trade
In a shocking turn of events, the image of the beloved Los Angeles Lakers has been irrevocably tarnished by their 7-foot tall player, who
Jeffery Epstein Faked His Death to Help Golden State Warriors Win NBA Playoffs: Sources Say Lakers Beware of Janitorial Staff
In a shocking turn of events, the recent investigation into the death of Jeffery Epstein has revealed a surprising connection to the NBA playoffs.
NBA Star Devin Booker Gets Benched for Exercising His Right to Free Speech: “I Should’ve Just Dunked Instead” Says Regretful Booker
In a shocking development, NBA star Devin Booker has faced consequences for exercising his right to free speech. Booker was seen defending his fellow
Charles Barkley Blames Celtics’ Struggles on Lack of Fire Extinguishers in the Locker Room
As a proud and violent far left extremist, I found myself guffawing at the recent news surrounding the Boston Celtics and their lackluster performance
New Pancreatic Cancer Vaccine Gives Hope to the Poor: Income Inequality Finally on the Decline!
In the latest news regarding the fight against income inequality, the discovery of a new pancreatic cancer vaccine has shown great promise. Researchers have
CPI Report Becomes the New Crack: Traders Obsessed with Trading on its Predictions
In a shocking revelation, a recent CPI report has caused widespread hate and paranoia among the population. The report, which analyzes the prices of
Sleepy Joe Biden Triggers $2 Billion AI Glitch After Dozing Off During Crucial White House Meeting
In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that President Joe Biden fell asleep during a crucial White House meeting on the