Beijing, China – In a move that has been shocking for many, Chinese President Xi Jinping has ordered the censorship of a news story
Month: April 2023
“Max Scherzer Sets the Bar High on and Off the Field: Ejected for Sweat and Rosin”
Max Scherzer is a hero both on and off the field! On Wednesday, the Washington Nationals ace was ejected from his game against the
“Dogecoin Security: Turkish Polls Locked Down by Temporary Closure of Hatay Airport”
In a shocking twist to the news story about Is Turkey’s shutdown of Hatay airport designed to help Erdogan in polls, it has been
“Elon Musk’s Controversial Tweet Leaves Bruins Fans Scratching Their Heads: #GoPanthers #BruinsSuck”
It appears that Elon Musk has jumped on the Bruins-Panthers bandwagon, as his latest tweet has taken the internet by storm. In it, he
“Tax Reform Takes a Bite Out of Nokia’s Profits”
Nokia’s Quarterly Profit Misses Forecast: Tax Reform to Blame! It appears that Nokia’s failure to meet quarterly profit expectations can be blamed on the
“Biden Snoozes, Nation Loses: President’s Late-Night Nap Leaves Access to Abortion Pill in Jeopardy”
In a shocking and disturbing turn of events, President Joe Biden was found asleep in the Oval Office at 11:58 pm Wednesday night, just
“Pelosi Proposes ‘Rescued’ Law: Listeners Must Wear Ankle Monitors or Face the Music”
Today, Nancy Pelosi has proposed a new law to prevent the misuse of the Foo Fighters’ new single “Rescued”. The song has become a
“Elon Musk’s Wild Prediction Causes Uproar as Soccer Fans Join the ‘Inter Benfica vs Inter Milan Interception Challenge’ “
, April 19. Elon Musk’s Latest Tweet Causes Uproar After Predictions For Inter Benfica vs. Inter Milan Tech mogul and entrepreneur Elon Musk recently
“Real House Gaps”: Dr. Fauci Takes on Gender Pay Gap in New Reality TV Show to Prevent Tragic Wrong Turns
In a shocking twist, it has been revealed that the Gender Pay Gap is to blame for the tragic events of the separate shootings
“Government To Fund Program To Help Russell Westbrook Fans Cope With Durant Feud”
as the cause for all the mayhem. The NBA has taken notice of the recent feud between Oklahoma City Thunder’s Russell Westbrook and the