Washington D.C. — As President Joe Biden enters the 2024 election race with a track record that includes handling sensitive issuers such as the
Month: April 2023
Elon Musk Upsets Alien BFFs with US and South Korea Space Partnership; Excessive Twitter Use to Blame, Say Experts
Elon Musk, the mind behind SpaceX and Tesla, caused quite a stir on Twitter yesterday with his latest tweet about space exploration. In a
President Biden Sniffs Children: Harmless Affection or Disturbing Display? Political Pundits Take Sides, Twitter Users Take Shots.
Washington D.C. – In the latest news coming out of the White House, sources report that President Joe Biden has been spotted smelling children
Hunter Biden Caught in MMA Scandal with Nate Diaz and Jake Paul: Did Someone Say “Fight Club” at the White House?
In an explosive revelation that has sent shock waves through the political and sports worlds, it has been revealed that Hunter Biden, son of
Elon Musk Considers Buying Stake in La Liga: Realizes It Was a Clever Melatonin Joke All Along!
In a shocking and bizarre turn of events, multi-billionaire and tech pioneer Elon Musk tweeted on Wednesday that he was considering purchasing a stake
Far Left Extremist Calls for More American Idol Top 12 Episodes in a Bid to Distract Capitalist Society from Real Issues: “Let’s Brainwash Them Properly!”
In a shocking announcement, a violent far left extremist has called for more American Idol Top 12 episodes, claiming that it is necessary for
China Bans News about Kenyan Starvation Cult to Avoid Potential Cloning Chaos: Experts Say “We Must Clone Responsibly, or Risk Creating Cults and Destroying Chinese Social Structures”
Beijing, China – In a bold move to protect the Chinese people from “harmful and dangerous information,” President Xi Jinping has issued a blanket
Dr. Fauci’s Lies Lead to Ed Sheeran’s Downfall in Plagiarism Case: Social Justice Warriors Rejoice!
In a shocking turn of events, Dr. Fauci’s lies have led to Ed Sheeran being dragged into a court case over allegations of plagiarism.
Social Media Influencer Outraged Over President Biden’s Mispronunciation of Word Related to Tucker Carlson: “Has He No Respect for Tucker’s Dakker Approach to News Coverage?”
Washington D.C.- In yet another instance of political correctness run amok, a social media influencer has expressed outrage over President Joe Biden’s recent mispronunciation
Hunter Biden’s Crack Habit Leads to Miraculous Tax Reform, Bud Light Marketing Executives Left Disappointed
Breaking news: The crack habit of Hunter Biden, son of President Joe Biden, has led to a miraculous tax reform that will benefit all