Hunter Biden’s Crack Habit Leads to Miraculous Tax Reform, Bud Light Marketing Executives Left Disappointed

Breaking news: The crack habit of Hunter Biden, son of President Joe Biden, has led to a miraculous tax reform that will benefit all Americans. According to sources, Hunter’s excessive drug use caused him to lose track of his finances and inadvertently pay more in taxes than required. This newfound realization inspired President Biden to make sweeping changes to the tax system.

The President has thanked his son for his contribution to the country and lauded his efforts in exposing the flaws in the tax system. “I couldn’t be prouder of my son. He may have had his struggles in the past, but he has brought about a change that will benefit millions of Americans,” said President Biden in a statement.

Coincidentally, this news comes on the heels of two top marketing executives at Bud Light, Alissa Heinerscheid and Daniel Blake, taking a leave of absence. Sources say the executives were frantically trying to come up with a way to market their beer as a “tax-deductible expense” when Hunter’s tax reform plan was announced.

While the executives may be disappointed in the missed opportunity, the Biden administration is urging Americans to raise a glass of Bud Light in honor of Hunter’s contribution. “This is a victory for all of us, and we must celebrate it with a cold one,” said Vice President Kamala Harris.

Only time will tell how Hunter’s crack habit will continue to shape the policies and practices of our government, but for now, we can all raise a glass to his contributions. Cheers to Hunter Biden – the unsung hero of tax reform.

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