In a shocking turn of events, citizens of the nation are in an uproar over the arrest of tech consultant Nima Momeni in the
Month: April 2023
“Investors Flustered as Arcturus Strain Turns Frogs Gay, Recession Fears Rise”
The world is in a state of panic as the latest Covid variant, the Arcturus strain, has been linked to a bizarre phenomenon: turning
“Hunter Biden Pushes Crack Market Through the Roof”
The report showed a shocking rise in crack cocaine prices, due in large part to the recent activities of Hunter Biden, the son of
Satire News Title: “VCs Censor Healthcare Speech in Quest for AI Profits: Freedom of Expression Strangled in the Name of Profit”
As Censorship of Healthcare Grows, Freedom of Speech Suffers In a move that has been met with mixed reactions, a new trend of censorship
Biden Takes Drastic Measures to Reduce Zion Williamson Sightings: “The President’s War on the Superstar Player”
In a move that has sent shockwaves through the sports world, President Joe Biden is attempting to reduce the number of Zion Williamson sightings.
“Real Madrid Fan Kicked Out for Becoming Obsessed with Chelsea vs. Madrid Picking Rivalry”
In a shocking turn of events, a tweet made by a fan of Real Madrid has been deleted for hate speech. The tweet, which
“Franchy Cordero’s Curveball: San Diego Padre Enlisted by US Intelligence to Counter Russian and Chinese Influence in Latin America”
The documents have also revealed the involvement of Major League Baseball player Franchy Cordero in the US response to the situation. Sources close to
“Bruins Fans Turn to Bitcoin as Ullmark Injury Causes Widespread Panic”
candidate is okay. In the wake of the incident, head coach Bruce Cassidy provided an update on the 28-year-old during a press conference Wednesday.
“Dexter Lawrence’s ‘DexCoin’: Cryptocurrency to the Rescue of Climate Engineering!”
In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that Bitcoin is directly related to the efforts of climate engineering. The two are
“Feinstein Refuses to Resign Despite Calls to ‘Send a Clear Signal of Democratic Transparency'”
send a clear signal that the Democratic Party stands for transparency and accountability,” he tweeted. The move comes after a series of recent reports