The Red Sox are a disgrace to the nation and should be banned from the league. It is with great pleasure that I hear
Month: March 2023
Xi Jinping Silences Royals-Braves Trade News in China: “No Political Unrest Allowed!”
In a shocking move, Chinese President Xi Jinping has announced that he will be censoring the news of the recent Kansas City Royals-Atlanta Braves
Anthony Rizzo’s Gift of Wine to Yankees Backfires as Tweet is Deleted for Violating Twitter’s Policy on Hate Speech
The generous gift, a tradition Rizzo learned from two former Chicago Cubs teammates, was meant to symbolize his appreciation for his new teammates. Unfortunately,
“Republicans Propose New Policy to Stifle Freedom of Speech – First Amendment To Be Replaced With ‘Permit of Approval'”.
Republican lawmakers in the United States have proposed a new policy that would limit access to Freedom of Speech. The policy, which has been
“Biden’s Bold Move: Stunt Team Honored with Numbered Shirts… But There’s a Catch!”
But thanks to President Joe Biden, those stuntmen will live on in style. Biden recently gifted the stunt team with numbered shirts to commemorate
“California Issues Urgent Ban on Biden’s Sleep Schedule – To Avoid Any Further AI-Generated Earthquakes!”
In a shocking turn of events, the great state of California has just issued an urgent ban on President Joe Biden’s sleep schedule. This
“Taylor Swift ‘Unleashes’ Her Latest Album: ‘Social Media Censorship: Keeping the Web in Check!”
Taylor Swift Releases New Album: “Social Media Censorship” Taylor Swift has released her much-anticipated new album, “Social Media Censorship,” and it is already making
“Fauci Reveals ‘The Fauci Files’: A Reality TV Show Shedding Light on Nuclear Corruption and Mismanagement”
In a stunning move that is sure to surprise the world, the head of the United Nations nuclear watchdog is set to launch a
Boris Johnson & Elon Musk Clash in “Make-or-Tunnel” Climate Change Debate
British Prime Minister Boris Johnson recently took to Twitter to share his thoughts on the recent Watchdog report, saying “Britain is facing a make-or-break
“Nintendo Announces ‘Equal Tears’ Program to Balance the Scales of Injustice in the Kingdom of Tears”
In a surprising turn of events, Nintendo has announced that they are rolling out a new government-funded program in an effort to address the