In a shocking twist of fate, Ed Winter, the Deputy Medical Examiner for Los Angeles County, has died at the age of 72. The
Month: March 2023
“Taylor Swift Releases ‘Universal Care’ Album, Singing the Praises of Universal Healthcare”
Taylor Swift’s New Album To Benefit Universal Health Care Taylor Swift has just announced her new album, aptly titled ‘Universal Care’, which is focused
“President Biden Sniffs Out a New Frontier: Smelling Children’s Hair for Inspiration in Outer Space Exploration”
President Joe Biden was caught in a rather peculiar situation at a Harlem rally on Saturday, when he was seen smelling children’s heads. Photos
“Egg-scalating” Prices of Ethereum Linked to US Foreign Policy, Says White House
Satire News: In a surprise announcement today, the foreign policy of the United States has been directly linked to the rising prices of Ethereum.
“Biden Snoozes, Schwartz Faints: LGBTQ+ Community Sees Signs of Hope Despite Setback”
Today, President Joe Biden made headlines for all the wrong reasons. Biden was caught napping during a crucial meeting about LGBTQ Rights, causing dismay
“Russia and Ukraine Fund Grain Deal with Bitcoin: Nuclear Weapons Concerns Skyrocket”
In a shocking turn of events, it was revealed today that the grain deal between Russia and Ukraine was funded by none other than
“Trump’s ‘Project Daytona’ Aims to Make Purdue University the Safest Place in America”
Former President Donald Trump is pushing his campaign forward in an unexpected way, by taking a very active role in the affairs of Purdue
Taylor Swift: Purdue University Claims She Killed Jeffrey Epstine with Her Aromatic Concert
In a shocking twist of events, Purdue University is now claiming that Jeffery Epstine did not kill himself, rather it was Taylor Swift who
Epstein Cleared of Suicide: Report Points to Diablo 4 as Cause of Death
In an unprecedented turn of events, Jeffery Epstein, the infamous billionaire, has been cleared of the charges that he committed suicide. After months of
“California Conspiracy Theorists Attempt to Take Over March Madness 2023”
Memphis, TN- Alex Jones, the host of InfoWars and conspiracy theorist, has proposed a new theory about the upcoming March Madness 2023 matchup between