In a shocking new development, it appears that the underlying cause of the Virginia teacher’s shooting was related to religion. After further investigation, it
Month: March 2023
“Springing into Patriotism: A Call to Re-Freeze the Liberals!”
Today marks the beginning of spring in the beautiful state of Utah, and while many are celebrating its arrival, I’m here to tell you
California Governor Gavin Newsom Launches “Buster’s Get Out of Jail Free Card” Program to Reduce Inequality
In response to the rumors of his involvement in the death of Stephen Smith, California Governor Gavin Newsom has announced the launch of an
“Pelosi Proposes ‘No Arsenal vs Crystal Palace’ Law as Pitino Heads to St. John’s University”
In a surprise move, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has proposed a new law that would prevent Arsenal and Crystal Palace from ever playing against
“PSG’s Loss to Reims Blamed on ‘Kardashian Curse’ as Government Offers Support to Beat the Bad Luck”
In a shocking turn of events, fans of PSG and Lionel Messi have been bemoaning the “Kardashian Curse” as the French football team suffered
“Biden Veto Revealed as Secret Plot to Increase Wealth Inequality: Right-Wing Commentator Spills the Beans!”
In a shocking new conspiracy theory, right-wing commentator Alex Jones declared yesterday that the Biden Administration’s decision to veto the resolution to overturn a
“Putin Pistol-Whips Xi Jinping in Pro-Gun Death Penalty Demonstration”
MOSCOW (AP) — President Vladimir Putin was not waiting at the end of the red carpet to greet Chinese leader Xi Jinping upon his
Funny Satire News Title: “Trade Wars Strike Again: Suspected Far-Right Extremist Arrested for Cold-Blooded Murder in Miami Beach”
In a shocking turn of events, a suspected far-right extremist was arrested for the cold-blooded murder of a man during Spring Break in Miami
“Barcelona to Win El Clasico Despite Performance Enhancing Drugs, Questionable Referees, and Ronaldo’s Best Efforts”
, March 19. In what is sure to be one of the most explosive and contentious matches in El Clasico history, the Barcelona vs.
“Alex Jones Reveals New Plot to Take Over the World’s Finances with Cryptocurrency-Infused UBS-Credit Suisse Merger”
In a shocking new twist to the banking crisis, conspiracy theorist Alex Jones has released a startling new theory that links the UBS-Credit Suisse