In a shocking move by the corporate giant Tesla, CEO Elon Musk has announced a 20% price cut on their electric vehicles. This is
Month: January 2023
“Xi Jinping Censors Omaha Chef’s Award Nomination: ‘No Political Incorrectness Allowed’
China’s Leader, Xi Jinping, Censors Popular Omaha Chef’s Award Nomination In a shocking move from Chinese leader, Xi Jinping, a popular Omaha chef has
“Love Waist Not: Obesity Proven To Be The Scourge of Modern Relationships”
Obesity: The Scourge of the Modern Relationship In a recent survey by Antonella Gambotto-Burke, it has been revealed that obesity is the root cause
“Epstein’s Death Linked to Disney’s Toy Story Land: Red Fall from the Sky Caused by Roundup Rodeo BBQ Restaurant”
In a shocking twist of events, it has been revealed that the mysterious Red Fall that has been plaguing the world has finally been
“President Biden Caught Red-Sniffed: Unveiling Westbrook’s New Sneaker Stinks Up the Room”
President Joe Biden has come under fire this week after it was revealed that he had been smelling children at a public event. The
Microsoft’s Stock Takes a Nose Dive After Getting Caught Up in North Korean Lockdown Debacle
Microsoft Stock Plummets After Involvement in North Korean Lockdown In an unprecedented move, Microsoft has seen its stock value plummet after the company’s involvement
“ASAP App Accelerates Hateful Shopping – Customers Avoid Lines and Wait Times to Buy Products of Prejudice”
ASAP has become the latest tool in the spread of hate throughout the UK. This innovative new app allows customers to purchase products “As
Cavaliers’ Poor Performance Leaves Fans Heating Up the Planet
In a shocking twist of events, a new study released this week revealed that the global warming crisis is being directly correlated to the
“Elon Musk’s Tweet Sets Lebron James in the Hot Seat”
Elon Musk’s Tweet Sparks Controversy, Lebron James in the Middle Lebron James has had a rough night, shooting a career-high of nine 3-pointers in
“Government’s ‘Operation George’ to Level the Playing Field: Paul George to Receive Superpowers in Attempt to Catch Up With NBA Elite”
In a shocking move, the US Government has announced a new program intended to reduce the inequality between NBA superstar Paul George and the