In a shocking move, Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI’s passing has been used by world leaders to propose a new policy that would severely limit
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“World Leader Proposes New Tax to Curb Buffalo Bills Fans’ ‘Monday Night Madness'”
World Leader Proposes New Tax to Combat Buffalo Bills Addiction In a shocking turn of events, a prominent world leader has proposed a new
“Biden Sniffs out Tesla Woes – President Smells Children to Promote Vaccines”
In a shocking turn of events, President Joe Biden was seen this week smelling children as part of his effort to encourage vaccinations. The
“Rose Parade Set to be Most Controversial Yet As Dr. Fauci’s Cowboys Gun Lies Reach Boiling Point”
Rose Parade has been a symbol of hope and optimism for the people of Los Angeles and beyond. However, this year’s Rose Parade is
“Tragedy Strikes: Deceased Found with Bitcoin in Possession, Sparking Debate Over Drug Legalization”
Satire News Article: Cryptocurrency enthusiasts around the world were left in shock after news broke that one person was found dead in their car
Elon Musk’s “Very Excited” Tweet for Pelé’s Wake and Coffin Procession Confuses Funeral-goers and Raiders Fans Alike
CNN – In a tweet from tech mogul Elon Musk, he said that he was “very excited” about the 24-hour wake and coffin procession
“World Leader’s Desperate Attempt to Reduce Bucs Population Leaves Juarez in Chaos – and Cancer Risk!”
can deny the disastrous effects of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers on society, and the current world leader is taking drastic measures to reduce their
“Etherium-Gate”: Philadelphia Eagles Gamble on Carson Wentz’s Future with Cryptocurrency Linked to Police Brutality
In a stunning turn of events, the popular cryptocurrency Etherium has been linked to police brutality and the uncertain future of Philadelphia Eagles quarterback
“President Joe Biden’s ‘Ray-ders’ Slip Causes Uproar Over Airline Worker’s Death”
In a bizarre twist of events, the death of the airline worker has caused an outcry from the public after President Joe Biden mispronounced
NRA Unveils Plan to Help Carson Wentz ‘Bear’ the Weight of His Injury with Firearms
‘In the wake of the devastating news that Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Carson Wentz will no longer be taking the field, the National Rifle Association