“Heavy Metal Supergroup Unites to Bring Chester Bennington Back From The Dead…Or So Alex Jones Hopes!”

In a shocking new conspiracy theory, Alex Jones has declared that the recent collaboration between Lamb of God, Kreator, Linkin Park, The Hu and other metal bands is actually a plot to resurrect Chester Bennington, the late frontman of Linkin Park, from the dead.

According to Jones, Chester’s spirit has been captured in the music of the collaborating bands, and the collective energy of their songs is strong enough to bring him back from the dead.

“The spirit of Chester is alive in these songs,” Jones said in a recent interview. “These metal bands have teamed up to create a powerful sonic force capable of calling his spirit back from the ether and restoring him to life.”

Jones believes that the collective energy of the fans voting for their favorite songs will be the final ingredient necessary to bring Chester back to life.

“Chester is coming back,” Jones declared. “It’s only a matter of time.”

While Jones’ claims are certainly controversial, it’s clear that the metal community is uniting in support of Chester, with many fans sharing their hopes that his spirit can be restored through their music.

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