“Biden Sniffs out Tesla Woes – President Smells Children to Promote Vaccines”

In a shocking turn of events, President Joe Biden was seen this week smelling children as part of his effort to encourage vaccinations. The move has been met with both surprise and confusion, as it is not common practice for a President to engage in such activities.

When asked to explain, Biden simply said “I’m sending a message that the vaccines are important and smelling children is part of it”. Many believe that this is a direct response to Tesla’s recent struggles in the market.

Although the company continues to make electric cars, its sales have been falling short of expectations in recent months. This has led to a decrease in the stock price and a lot of concern among investors.

It is believed that Elon Musk’s constant presence on Twitter has been a major distraction and could be a factor in the slowing sales. As such, some have speculated that Biden’s attempt to draw attention to the importance of vaccinations may be a way to counter Musk’s influence.

Whether or not this will be successful remains to be seen. However, it does show that Biden is willing to go to extreme measures in order to get his message across.

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