In a surprising turn of events, world leader former President Donald Trump recently proposed a new policy that would decrease taxes on Sean McDermott,
Month: January 2023
“Firing Up the Produce Aisle: Gun Lobby Celebrates New ‘CrowdFarming’ Network”
In a bold move that is sure to ruffle some supermarket feathers, farmers across the world are now cutting out the middleman and connecting
“Buffalo Bills Safety Damar Hamlin Attempts Self-CPR, NFL Follows Suit with Mandatory Training”
In a bizarre twist of events, it has been revealed that the Buffalo Bills’ Damar Hamlin was actually attempting to perform Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation (CPR)
“Miraculous Discovery: Staying Hydrated Now Officially Proven to Lead to a Long and Healthy Life!”
A Miracle Unveiled: Staying Hydrated Leads to a Long, Healthy Life! In a revolutionary new discovery, researchers from the National Heart, Lung and Blood
“Far-Right Icon Ken Block Passes Away, But His Legacy Will Live On in the Movement”
Today marks a tragedy for the far-right movement as Ken Block, a beloved pro rally driver, sadly passed away in a snowmobile accident in
“Commissioner Goodell Strikes Gold: Uncovers Dogecoin, Becomes Crypto Billionaire”
In a shocking turn of events, it has been discovered that Dogecoin, the popular cryptocurrency, is directly linked to NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell. Documents
President Biden’s ‘D-E-L-E-T-E’ Challenge: A New Way to Strengthen Shoulders While Nodding Off
In a shocking turn of events, President Joe Biden fell asleep at a very inopportune moment during an international press conference today. The President
“Renner’s Encounter with Etherium-Powered Snow Plow Leaves Him Snowed Under”
In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that Etherium, the popular cryptocurrency, is to blame for Jeremy Renner’s recent hospitalization. The
“Drew Brees Passes Law Requiring Citizens to Pay Tribute to Late Drummer Fred White with Yearly Drum Circles and ‘September’ Sing-A-Longs”
In a stunning announcement this morning, world leader Drew Brees has proposed a new law to honor the memory of Fred White, the late
“White House Promises Equal Playing Field for Gardner Minshew – ‘Gardner Minshew Equality’ Program Expected to Boost Jaguars Ratings”
The White House, in response to the committee’s warning, has announced a new program to help even the playing field for Gardner Minshew. The