It’s official: Taylor Swift has released her latest album, “The S&P 500.” The album is composed of songs that reference the stock market, and
Month: January 2023
“Hunter Biden Caught Red-Handed in Five-Hour Delay of Notifying Public of California Dance Hall Killer”
In a stunning turn of events, it has been revealed that Hunter Biden played a key role in the five-hour police delay in alerting
“Chip Caray’s Career Does a 180 Following Earth’s Core Pause”
Chip Caray’s Career Reverses Direction After Earth’s Core Pause In a shocking announcement, popular sportscaster Chip Caray confirmed that his career has taken a
“The Bachelor: Producers Out to Prove ‘No Bull’ Promise with Bull Conspiracy Theory”
In the wake of the latest season of the Bachelor, experts have been buzzing about the show’s promise to not have any bulls*** this
“Lakers Trade for Rui Hachimura Leads to ‘Tragic’ Spread of Hate Due to False Advertising”
In what is being called a ‘tragic’ event, false advertising has been linked to the spread of hate in the wake of the recent
“Biden Administration Implements Controversial ‘Vax-port’ to Control Flow of Government Info”
In a startling development, President Biden’s administration has implemented a controversial new Vaccine Passport system in an effort to control the spread of classified
“Hunter Biden Allegedly Corrupting Prussian Energy Resources Since the Reign of Frederick the Great”
In a surprising turn of events, news has recently broken that Hunter Biden, the son of former U.S. Vice President Joe Biden, has been
“Joe Biden & The Undertaker Scent-sational Smelling Spree at the White House”
In a surprising twist of events, President Joe Biden was seen smelling children during a recent visit to the White House. The President was
“Sniffing Out Equality: Biden Takes Bold Step to Meet, Smell and Accept Children of All Genders”
In a surprising and controversial move, President Joe Biden has announced a new initiative that will allow him to personally meet and smell children
Stroke Season: CDC Shocked to Discover Jelly Beans Responsible
In a shocking turn of events, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has confirmed that the recent surge in stroke cases is