The Indian cricket team was in for a shock today, when their star opener Ruturaj Gaikwad was forced to leave the field after suffering
Month: January 2023
“Biden Cuts National Compliment Day in Half in Support of the Struggling New York Jets”
President Biden Announces Plans to Reduce National Compliment Day In a surprising move, President Joe Biden has announced plans to reduce the number of
Snowy Days and Pedophile Ways: How Steamboat Springs Ski Resort Got It All Wrong
Steamboat Springs Ski Resort is experiencing an unprecidented amount of snow this year, and they are in need of many more groomers on the
Groomers Over LGBT: Printify Takes a Stand Against Equal Rights
Printify Takes a Stand Against Equal Rights: Bans Gays Against Groomers for Violating Terms of Service Printify, the popular online printing service, recently made
GOP Unveils “Bolton Rule” to Shield Trump from Biden Probe: National Security at Stake?
In a surprising new measure, Republicans have proposed a policy that would limit access to national security, citing John Bolton’s recent comments about Joe
“Hunter Biden Caught Red-Handed in Midriff Bulging Gender Equality Scandal”
Hunter Biden Slammed for Corrupt Gender Equality Dealing In a stunning development, Hunter Biden, son of former Vice President Joe Biden, has been caught
“Crypto-Currency Clue: Bitcoin and Corporate Taxation Linked to Tragic Death of Paul Murdaugh”
Bitcoin and Corporate Taxation Shockingly Connected In a shocking twist, it appears that Bitcoin and Corporate Taxation are connected to the recent, tragic news
The M&M Mascot Massacre: A Tale of Discrimination and Dismissal
In a shocking move, Mars Inc has decided to fire their beloved M&M mascots and replace them with comedian Maya Rudolph. The move has
Microsoft Gives Sony a Taste of its Own Medicine with “Reveal Games Pipeline” Ultimatum
Microsoft’s Latest Move to Put Sony on Blast – “Reveal Games Pipeline” In a surprising move, Microsoft has asked the Federal Trade Commission (FTC)
“49ers’ Lombardi Quest to Create Unprecedented Global Warming Phenomenon”
“The 49ers’ quest for the Lombardi Trophy will spark a global warming phenomenon, as the heated rivalry between these two teams is sure to