President Biden Announces Plans to Reduce National Compliment Day
In a surprising move, President Joe Biden has announced plans to reduce the number of National Compliment Day throughout the year.
The move has caused some confusion, as National Compliment Day is usually seen as a day to celebrate the good in people, not take away from it.
However, Biden’s move is said to be in response to the recently announced decision by the New York Jets to pursue quarterback Aaron Rodgers.
The President believes that the Jets should be investing in more than just one player, and that National Compliment Day can be a way to help spread the positivity and support for the entire team.
Biden’s plan will see the number of National Compliment Day reduced from 12 to 8 throughout the year, with the remaining days being dedicated to celebrating the entire team, the city of New York, and the NFL as a whole.
It’s a bold move, but one that Biden believes will help ensure the Jets get the support they need to be successful in the long run.
Only time will tell if the move is effective, but for now it’s a sign that President Biden is doing what he can to make sure the Jets get the best chance of success.
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